Raccoon 'Bite'n List' Crewneck Sweatshirt

Soft, cozy, and quietly mischievous — this crewneck brings a wink to chilly mornings and late-night hangs. A hand-drawn raccoon illustration sits center stage, clutching its paws with a sly expression under the playful line: “If I ever get rabies… you’re high on my bitin’ list.” The lightweight-but-warm 50/50 cotton-poly blend drapes comfortably in a classic fit, with ribbed collar and cuffs that hold their shape through repeated wear. Double-needle stitching keeps seams strong while a tear-away label prevents itch. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want comfort with a little edge — easy to layer, easy to live in, and honest about its sense of humor.

Slip it on for cool mornings at home, movie nights with friends, or backyard bonfires where sarcastic tees and cozy layers run the show. The soft white ground makes the illustrated raccoon pop, and embroidery or printed label options add a crafted touch if you choose customization. Thoughtful manufacturing and OEKO-TEX dyes give this piece a responsible backbone: durable, comfortable, and made with attention to materials and finish.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz/yd²) blend for warmth and breathability

- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste

- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing, and compliant with safety standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean